i love how some girls are soft and delicate and wear floral dresses and how some are fuckin hardcore and have short hair and are rad as hell and how others are a mix of the two
girls are so great
babies are so cute and dumb aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable
talking, breathing, archery (lv26)
If you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends.
do you ever look at yourself and think ‘aw cute’ but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think ‘omg nvm’
|—||Quentin Tarantino (via banderboucher)|
is this the new arctic monkeys album cover
I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.
i swear i’m the clumsiest person i know like if there’s an opportunity to spill something or smash something i will take it
my housemate and I have been hiding this doll he found around the house for each other to find for months now and it’s getting progressively worse
GOOGLE CHROME CAN FUCKING SEE IT WHY CAN’T THE FBI
i really miss the thing where people edited nigel thornberry’s face onto everything like that was the pinnacle of internet humor
Today my teacher was writing on the board and he made his letter D weird and he said “sorry my D isn’t very straight” and the whole class couldn’t stop laughing and he had no idea what was going on